Employ me, please.

this is my CV, as i'm currently going for a job in urban outfitters on oxford street. my aim was to make it aesthetically pleasing, whilst remaining clear and informative. i knew that i did not want to follow the orthodox template for a CV, and so came up with the idea of adding an illustration to give it another dimension but it was kirsty who suggested i did it on the typewriter (that girl's a genius) and thus the text stands out from generic word processed applications. by adding a picture i have made the plea more personal, while also giving them something more than my experience to judge me on. i decided to take up an informal and rather idiosyncratic tone, which has allowed me to further distance my style from a standard CV.
yee-haw.